Frosty meets Meri's brain.

(To be sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman. Bear with me if it is impossible to follow. You are a trooper for giving it a try!)

Meri the blogger, has a very swelly brain
It doesn't sleep at night and it lights up bright
When the boys eat candy canes.

Meri's swelly brain, is a fairy tale they say
but it sees the lows and the children know
it's going to blow up one day.

There must have been some worry in that
pile of strips she found
For when she showed it to her head
Her brain made alarming sounds.

O, Meri's swelly brain
was alive as it could be,
It could change a set and have bolus regret
just the same as you and me.

Checkity check check
Checkity check check
Look at that brain go!

Checkity check check
Checkity check check
"Give a banana for that low!"

Meri's swelly brain
Knew it couldn't continue this way
So it said "lets blog and
we'll oil those cogs
Before you're sent away."

Running to the keyboard
with meter history in her hand
She typed up her hopes and
trashed those mopes, saying
Yes, I think I can!

She wrote every worry down
and made the heartache stop.
And only paused to breathe when she
realized her brain didn't pop.

For Meri's swelly brain
comments made all the bad go away
They say she gave things a try,
now don't you cry
tomorrows another day!

Checkity check check
Checkity check check
Look at that brain go!

Checkity check check
Checkity check check
Careful, it might blow!